just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.