you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...