Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize