That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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