I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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