Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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