Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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