he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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