i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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