I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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