shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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