I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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