Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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