Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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