Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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