talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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