How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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