So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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