Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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