so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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