she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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