Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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