do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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