so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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