i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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