I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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