You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I think I just sharted jello shots
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