I'm lost and stupid without you.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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