You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
A bitchslap is in order.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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