You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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