happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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