I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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