everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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