They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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