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i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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