Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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