we're blogging at a bar
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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