Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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