Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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