My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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