Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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