Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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