margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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