Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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