Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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