Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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