at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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