For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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