He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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