I wish i was in the wii world.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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