i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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