Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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