Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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