then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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