i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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