kristin has been a bad kristin
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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