my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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