Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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