Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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