have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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